More Senior Texts

Remember I said I’d have more of these for you today? Here they are. Enjoy!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHAO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

RO TFL… ACGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing… And Can’t Get Up

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where’s The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI: (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
RO TFL… ACGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing… And Can’t Get Up

And here are a few additions suggested by Susan’s uncle. I think these are good and could come in handy.

LMCK (lost my car keys).

Also  IKTAHS (I know they are here somewhere)

MTDCTO (maybe the dog carried them off).

Ah, don’t we love to blame things on the dog!

 


About M.J.Deare

I am a writer, actively researching topics of interest. I am also a graduate of the University of Arkansas in Fayetteville, with a degree in English, and have a master's degree from the University of Memphis. Born in New Orleans, I lived there until moving to northwest Arkansas and from there to Memphis, Tennessee. My husband and I currently reside in The Woodlands, Texas.
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